Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
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I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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