big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
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Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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