dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
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I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
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she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
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