A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
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You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
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We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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