Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
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i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
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I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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