The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
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Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
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Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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