Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
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My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
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If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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