I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
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They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
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if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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