Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
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he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
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I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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