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sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
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There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
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My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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