i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
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We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
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Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
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