Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
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She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
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His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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