Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
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You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
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you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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