let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
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I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
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Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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