never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
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We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
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I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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