I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Life is so much better after having sex.
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Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
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hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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