first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
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I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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