well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
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If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
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The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
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