it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
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Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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