He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
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I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
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I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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