You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
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I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
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Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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