Don't you send me to vm
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
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I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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