I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
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his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
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he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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