Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
He uses pillows to masturbate.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
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How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
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Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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