hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
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I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
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And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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