My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
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I smell like gasoline and adventure.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
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Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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