Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
In America we eat man semen.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
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Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
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Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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