i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
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Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
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My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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