Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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