i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
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Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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