DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
you didnt know i had herpes?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
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Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Dicks are not precious.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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