i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
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I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
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Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
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