we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
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Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
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I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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