I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
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i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
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And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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