fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
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theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
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So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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