Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
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and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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