What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
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My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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