If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
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Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
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Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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