Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
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he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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