Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
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no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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