I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
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She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
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I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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