like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
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I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
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Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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