if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
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i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
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I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Your penis caused this!
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