Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
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he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
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You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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