Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
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Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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