It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
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He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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