You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
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I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
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Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
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I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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