This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
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And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
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The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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