I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
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I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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