Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
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Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
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Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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